What to see this weekend: Uh…

Deadly piranhas? An ugly nanny? A stupid comedy about semen mishap? And another stupid comedy with base humor? Great weekend for movies.

I’m too tired and too upset about having sat through The Expendables to give these much thought. Here’s what I’ll say. Unfortunately, Nanny McPhee is probably your best option for a new film this weekend. The only other option is the over-the-top, kitschy Piranhas 3D, which could be fun if you like gore and are drunk.

I recommend you go see Scott Pilgrim instead. It’s incredibly entertaining and is going to be dramatically better than any of the new films out this week, and probably than any other film currently out (not counting Toy Story 3 and Inception, of course).